Author: Leopardskin & Limes

by Erin O’Loughlin

As a child, I was my father’s princess. Now that I am to be Queen, I like to think that he would find it a fitting end for me. He always believed in fairy-tales. More fool him. In this world, the strongest must make their own happy endings.
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by Allegra Franziska Lipanje

You begin in a catholic country. Unchristened, you are the offspring of unorthodox parents who fled the worship. There you are, sat at your chipped enamel desk, wearing your blue apron. Crucifix on the wall, aimed at exactly the space between your eyes, primary school. Continue Reading →

by Isabel Rock
‘You’ve got your Facebook face on.’
‘What?’
‘Your Facebook face, the one you get when you’re looking at Facebook.’
‘Yeah.’
‘And your Facebook ears,’
‘What?’
‘You’ve got your Facebook ears on, the ones you get when you’re looking at Facebook and you don’t listen to anything I say.’
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by Christine Brandel

A woman approached a man on a plane.

“I think you’re in my seat, young man.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Let me move my stuff.”

“If you don’t mind.”
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